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Joke of the Day

"Hi! Welcome to my makeup tutorial SO, the first step is to be a beautiful 20 year old with lots of money"

"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""

"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."

"""It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."""

"How do Dolphins live their lives? With a porpoise."

"In Louisville, KY where bars are open till 4 am. Here's my slogan for them: ""Get upchucky in Kentucky."""

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."

"[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist."

"Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line: ""All roads lead to you,"" the singer shakes a fist and yells out ""Take that, Rome!"""

"Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry."