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Joke of the Day

"""It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."""

"[Married pillow-talk] Husband: What's your deepest fantasy? Me: That when our kids eat dinner they don't leave any crumbs under the table."

"What do you call Moby Dick when he washes up on a sandbar? A bleached whale!"

"My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation."

"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."

"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian bale."

"What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible."

"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"

"What's the difference between white time and black time (Warning. Dad joke) The size of their clock."

"What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad? Chin up pal."