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Joke of the Day

"One half of reddit will be mortified, the other will laugh at this joke. What did the south tower say to the north? BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz."

"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."

"How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences."

"I don't know why people are surprised when I tell them my Grandfather Made it out of Auschwitz. Most of the German officers did."

"What's the difference between a prostitute in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has hope in her soul."

"Do you know why I like camping? Because it's intense."

"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"

"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too"

"How do you call your gay friend With a homophone"