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Joke of the Day
"How do you organise games in Pompeii? Make aedile."
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"wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing"
"I had to stop eating clocks, it was too time consuming."
"How do we know that slaves went to college? They all had masters"
"Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, ""Are you taking a video?"""
"Chemistry Joke Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."
"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."
"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""
"I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand.."
"I saw a butterfly earlier With a tattoo of a slag on it's wing."