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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why I like camping? Because it's intense."
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"Interviewer: Any special skills? Me: Eclairvoyance. Him: I don't understand. Me: There's a box of donuts in your desk Him: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH"
"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"
"What happens when you give a cow marijuana? The ""steaks"" get higher"
"I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess."
"At the bar I got into a factual debate with another patron. He pulled the ""I have a PhD"" card. Now he has a PhD AND a fork in his eye."
"What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot? Family practice"
"My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge Mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat"
"My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car."
"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large"