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Joke of the Day
"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"
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"Didn't think my kid was ever going to sleep, earlier.You would've thought the cops were here,the way she was resisting a rest."
"Be careful when you buy stuff from Ebay . My friend ordered a penis enlarger from ebay. Those bitches sent him a magnifying glass :P"
"Me: What kind of Dr. treats men who won't talk on the phone? GF: What? M: A Guy-no-call-ogist. GF: I'm killing u in ur sleep tonight."
"According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/"
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... We pray to God after the meal"
"My girlfriend used to do flashy shows on a chair for me. It was electrical."
"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."
"eer booze and fun!' 'A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."""
"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"