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Joke of the Day

"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"

"Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."

"I have this strange feeling that the current VP of the USA is going to do something ridiculous to Pence But he is just Biden his time"

"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"

"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"

"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."

"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."

"Exit signs. They are on their way out."

"what do you call a Cow with no legs? ground beef. what do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef. what do you call a cow with two legs? your mother."

"I ate too many rowing paddles Now I feel oar-full"