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Joke of the Day

"*takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever ""It's a BAKE sale"" *exhales again Tell me about it"

"You know I'm glad there are women in the world... Otherwise life would be a pain in the ass."

"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."

"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."

"Why did the girls in *Requiem for a Dream* go ass to ass? They were just trying to make ends meet."

"Whoever invented ""copy and paste"" should never have to go more than 2 hours without someone's lips around his wiener."

"Do/Be To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra"

"A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ""This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."""

"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? They were both stuck up cunts."