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Joke of the Day
"Do/Be To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra"
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"What drink did the vampire order at the bar? A blood-light"
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"Don't act like you've never used a pair of binoculars to try to peer through another pair of binoculars."
"Have you read that new book on antigravity? It's hard to put down!"
"Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend? When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job."
"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""