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Joke of the Day

"Psi walks into a bar And says to the owner ""Such a nice unit you have here, totally on a different scale"""

"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."

"What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person? One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie."

"The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don't care if you get the last iPad Mini."

"For every player who credits God for the win, a player from the opposing team can logically blame God for the loss."

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."

"Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs."

"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."

"When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker."

"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"