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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."

"I have a strong relationship with the flying spaghetti monster... ...but it's strained to say the least"

"Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit"

"Turning on a guy is like flipping a light switch. Turning on a woman is like wiring that switch & then building a nuclear plant to power it."

"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."

"A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!"

"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the jungle? He got so excited, he threw up his arms!"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 14 to come on your face"

"I'm trying to figure out which iPhone to buy. The black one runs faster, but the white one actually works."

"Broken toilet = Bad shituation."