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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."
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"""sin"" asked ""cos"" what should they do tonight ""tan"" or ""cot""?"
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"I'm dyslexic, atheist & insomniac I stayed up all night wondering if there really is a doG"
"I found out when my birthday was and now I can never have a surprise party."
"Papa Bear: I wish he'd Mackle more. Mama Bear: I wish he'd Mackle less. Baby Bear: I tore the throat out of a girl who stole our porridge."