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Joke of the Day

"[China] ""You have to get good grades"" KID: But it's so hard! ""We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese"" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing"

"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."

"A cowboy walks up to an Indian(Native American) and ties the Indian's dick in a knot. The Indian says, ""how come?"""

"Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus? Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)"

"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."

"What do you call closet Purge ?"

"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."

"What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card? I love the pokey, mon."

"A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up."

"You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama"