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Joke of the Day
"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."
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"Why do feminists dislike maths? There's an XY axis but no XX axis."
"Know who I really admire? Stephen Hawkins. He is confined to a wheelchair, cannot use his limbs or his voice... ...yet he carries on without making a song and dance about it."
"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"
"Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business."
"Why did the woman cross the road? Good fucking question, I need to get stronger locks for the home dungeon."
"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout."
"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."
"If a child molester and an illegal immigrant get in a fight... Is it Alien vs. Predator?"
"I need to stop Binge thinking."