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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card? I love the pokey, mon."

"GOODBYE WORK COMPUTER HELLO HOME COMPUTER"

"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."

"What's a 68? She blows me and I owe her one."

"Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free... ...or does he have toupee?"

"Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that I'm vegan"

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."

"When it comes to sex I'm a bit of a romantic... I only masturbate to the thought of fucking girls in the missionary position."

"TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period."

"How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans."