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Joke of the Day

"You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama"

"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."

"[at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page"

"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"

"What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents."

"My brother was born backwards... His nose runs and his feet smell."

"A truly historic day. Thousands of women at a mall.. and no shoe sale."

"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"

"Why do gay men get so much hate? Because sometimes, they're fucking assholes."

"What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really Us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life?"