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Joke of the Day

"A cowboy walks up to an Indian(Native American) and ties the Indian's dick in a knot. The Indian says, ""how come?"""

"""Let's name it something that people will automatically connect with movies."" - Not the guys who started Fandango."

"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted."

"Whenever I see an account with a persons full name I always check to see if they're famous or stupid"

"Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !"

"Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met... But I'm just seeing her."

"I just called my boss and told him I have explosive diarrhea. It's my day off, but I like to keep him informed."

"What do you call an italian hooker? A pasta-tute"

"Hey, thanks for defining the word ""many"" for me... It means a lot."