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Joke of the Day
"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."
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"I really do not understand lent... ...I'd better give up trying!"
"Life is like toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot"
"Heck A place reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh."
"A snail gets robbed by two turtles. The police interview the snail, asking for descriptions of the suspects. ""I don't know,"" the snail says. ""It all just happened so fast."""
"Wanna hear a pickup line? ***HONK HONK HOOOOOONK HONK HOOOONNK***"
"What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream? The cream"
"What do you call a group of rappers that masturbate in synchronization? Bone Tugs In Harmony"
"What does a teenage southern girl say while having sex? Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!"