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Joke of the Day

"I really do not understand lent... ...I'd better give up trying!"

"Why can't a bicycle stand up? It is two tired."

"Why does everybody like the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy."

"chasing tornados is fun until you catch one."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... unless you have muscular dystrophy, in which case you most certainly will not."

"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."

"In light of Eid Mubarak, here's one... *Mary had a little lamb ... Now she doesn't!* *Eid Mubarak :)*"

"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."

"If someone honks at you in traffic, honk back and yell ""HEY, OUR CARS ARE TALKING!"""

"Whenever I see an account with a persons full name I always check to see if they're famous or stupid"