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Joke of the Day

"Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"

"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"

"Avoid the horror of watching your children's nativity this year by using a condom approximately six years before you have to attend."

"I quit Reddit."

"Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: I left my pills in my other bag & I'm about to get REALLY chatty. C: You're free to go."

"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."

"The punchline Did I ruin this joke?"

"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"Instructions for falling down stairs... Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 8"