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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of rappers that masturbate in synchronization? Bone Tugs In Harmony"
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"What do gospel and interracial porn have in common? Gifted black people and constant calls to God."
"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."
"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her? Because she's Transparent."
"TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips. Get over it, Steve."
"Today I saw a rock group, but none of the 4 members sang Mount Rushmore was kinda disappointing"
"A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm."
"I've never pretended to be something I'm not... Except sober. I've pretended to be sober before."
"Why is a bear brown? Because he crawls in his hole during winter."
"what's the peak of bad luck to fall off a crashing plane on a sinking ship"