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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream? The cream"
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"So FedEx and UPS merged... the new company will be called FedUp"
"Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row."
"What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? You need to be more Pacific. *cymbal clash*"
"What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver? The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green."
"""Here taste this "" followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients."
"What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""give me five beers."""
"If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty."