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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app."
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"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"
"I'm a practicing Catholic But I'm not ready to go pro just yet."
"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"
"Jesus loves you, but Zeus thinks you're stupid."
"What is the difference between a cult and a religion? Popularity."
"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."
"Hello 911 my son is a terrorist he won't eat AMERICAN cheese. Almost two. Yes I'll hold. Hello Child Protection Services my son is a terrori"
"Pretty ugly Sometimes you're pretty, sometimes you're ugly but most of the time you're pretty ugly."
"Corn on the cob today is corn on the log tomorrow."