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Joke of the Day

"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"

"If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided."

"Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?"

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent."

"Know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets."

"Do you ever look at teachers and think ""I could do that"" and then remember you hate kids?"

"Pimples are a rising issue And a pressing matter"

"do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like eye masturbation"

"How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree? Wave at them."

"Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad..."