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Joke of the Day
"Jesus loves you, but Zeus thinks you're stupid."
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"What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other? Bunnylingus!"
"Hey I bet you guys can't guess what the Titanic's least favorite kind of lettuce is"
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"Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit"
"I'm going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink."
"How do you get money out of a piggy bank? Feed it laxatives."
"[Enters baby room late at night] *flicks switch* [baby's got a raccoon in a headlock] ""What the-"" DAD CLOSE THE DOOR THIS PUNK OWES ME MONEY"
"Hotels are keeping the shower cap industry afloat."
"If we would have taught the West Africans how to cook their chicken properly; we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with."