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Joke of the Day

"I'm a practicing Catholic But I'm not ready to go pro just yet."

"I'd just like to say a few words Hat, car, tree, river."

"What's the best way to remove a grass stain? Alcohol? I don't see how getting drunk will help, but whatever."

"Do you know hwat I do when im sad? Me neither - I'm depressed."

"Why was Pinocchio acting drunk? He couldn't handle his lacquer"

"Yep. Not sure what freaked out the mailman more - that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chambers"

"My dumb friend told me the 'pull my finger' joke ends w you farting, NOT shitting your pants. He's wrong, right? RIGHT???"

"I'm in a very serious relationship with Batman. My beloved Baeman."

"Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together."