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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a cult and a religion? Popularity."
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"Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results. Orange is the new black."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?"
"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."
"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it."
"A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating."
"What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer"