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Joke of the Day

"Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach? San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)"

"There are two kinds of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"I met an exercising nun. She was a firm believer."

"I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money."

"A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder."

"Joined Match.com... And all I got was a lit cigarette"

"In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour. That's the joke."

"What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet? YouTuberculosis."

"A dick has a sad life... His neighbors are nuts, his bestfriend's a pussy, his owner beats him, and his hair is a mess."

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."