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Joke of the Day
"I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money."
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"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."
"What do you the balcony seats at the theater? The Wilkes Booth."
"new tattoo My wife has a new tattoo. its a shell on the inside of her thigh. when i put my ear to it i can smell the sea..."
"Her: Are you okay? Me: Yea, Great! This isn't even my blood!"
"What does the Obama administration think about foreign relations? Why so Syrias?"
"My father got crushed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."
"Abortion clinics are awful. But their smoothies are to die for."
"So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?"
"So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine"