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Joke of the Day
"Joined Match.com... And all I got was a lit cigarette"
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"Damn you, Autocorrect ! Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ? You are the banner of my existence."
"What do you call a midget prostitute? A lowrider"
"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."
"My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)"
"""Daddy why is Santa's sack so big?"" daughter asked, ""because he only comes once a year darling""."
"Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? ""Actually that's a myth-"" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh"
"two guys talking.... Guy one: I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally peed in her. Now she won't talk to me. Guy two: Sounds like urine trouble."
"Someone wrote ""Jesus Saves"" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism."
"When driving: *shakes fist at pedestrians* When walking: *shakes fist at motorists* When running: *shakes fist at the murderer chasing me*"