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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet? YouTuberculosis."
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"Why is Wendy never pregnant? Because Peter's sperm Neverlands."
"Mechanics How can you tell a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean...."
"[prison riot] *standing over my origami ducks* ""GO AROUND! GO AROUND!"""
"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? ""None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"""
"Jesus: Give them fingernails in case they start itching. God: Alright, but wouldn't it be funny if they couldn't reach their backs?"
"What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents? Slayer."
"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."
"Next time my 5 y/o says ""Daddy, guess what?"", I'm going to refuse to let her continue until I can actually guess, even if it takes 7 years."
"CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care."