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Joke of the Day

"In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour. That's the joke."

"Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM..."

"What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter."

"I thought I had ADD because I have a hard time concentrating when I read books. But it turns out I'm just lazy and not very smart. Phew!"

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are."

"(: N poo Love, Australia."

" Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!"

"We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies."

"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""