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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"

"Don Draper struggles to open a PowerPoint file during an important pitch. #MadMenSeason15"

"I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. We're both warped and barely functioning."

"Can Mississippi wear Delaware's New Jersey? I don't know but Alaska."

"do you know what 6.9 is? It's a period ruining a beautiful thing."

"Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the ""Turnip for what"" She was the First Lady"

"emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it"

"What do calenders eat? Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events."

"Did you hear about the problem at the Indian bread factory? Turns out it was a naan issue."

"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."