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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the problem at the Indian bread factory? Turns out it was a naan issue."
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"I've never had a better karate instructor than a spider web."
"A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: ""When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."""
"It was hard until I came into Faith and found bliss She was kind of pissed when she realized I wasn't using a condom though..."
"I'd make a wind pun But it blows.."
"You know what's addictive? Heroin"
"No one is completely useless... You can always be used as a bad example."
"TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab"
"My mom recently bought a Jesus shaped flashlight When I asked her why she said: So whenever someone says ""I can't see"" I can be like ""here, let Jesus light the path"""
"Aieee, Ginsburg's dead! If you've never heard the joke with this punchline, find someone who knows it and ask him to tell it to you. It's very funny, but it's too long to bother typing out here."