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Joke of the Day
"Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the ""Turnip for what"" She was the First Lady"
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"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep."
"Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one"
"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."
"how come there aren't more babies named Pizza"
"how to get a fat chick in bed... It's a piece of cake!"
"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."
"If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing. In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself."
"A blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm when he ejaculates... [NSFW] And you wonder why the sea tastes so salty..."
"Like a midget at a urinal.... I'm going to have to stay on my toes. Credit: Naked Gun"