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Joke of the Day

"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."

"""Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again."" - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones"

"2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet."

"What did the DNA say to the mRNA? ""I'm better without U."""

"What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple? Reposts"

"So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down."

"Did you hear about the Spanish Fire Brigade jose and hose b"

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."

"My dog. My fucking dog got neutered. Now he's just my dog."

"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"