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Joke of the Day

"I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. We're both warped and barely functioning."

"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"

"OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour."

"Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11"

"Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public."

"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."

"I think my 2 year old wants to move to Iowa. She points to everything and says ""Des Moines."""

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers"

"I have a joke about unemployment It doesn't work though"

"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."