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Joke of the Day
" I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is "
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"Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward."
"Doctor: Open your mouth (inserts tongue depressor) Me: Mmm, this tastes good. Dr: You should have tasted it when the Popcicle was on it!"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."
"Hey, Trivial Pursuit, way to pick a name that says ""This game is pointless."""
"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""
"If Slash made a joke... Does he tip his hat or drop his guitar?"
"every Lifetime movie needs a scene where a woman angrily packs a suitcase"