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Joke of the Day
"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""
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"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"
"What's the difference between my wife and the dress? The dress is white and gold"
"What's Elon Musk's favorite band? The Cult."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should have put it on aloha setting."
"Priest: Dying people are drawn toward a bright light. Do you know what that proves? Me: Dying people are moths?"
"If my open tray table can really hinder a landing we really need to rethink the whole air travel thing."
"What do you tell someone who occupies space and has mass? You matter."
"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."
"Cupping? Isn't that what tween girls do to fatten their lips? #olympics2016"