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Joke of the Day

"Got Abs bro? Abs olutely."

"I'm more hampster than gangster according to autocorrect"

"What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat."

"Why are jerks nice sometimes? Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)"

"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob."

"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."

"What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions? An algorithm."

"Jews and pizzas What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"My bank is really proud of me. They keep calling to tell me I have an outstanding balance."