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Joke of the Day

"If Slash made a joke... Does he tip his hat or drop his guitar?"

"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."

"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."

"Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One! But the light bulb has to WANT to change."

"My new nickname at work should be ""Laxative"" cause I make sh*t happen."

"What shoes are hard to wear? Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share."

"Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"Donald Trump just kicked a Mexican out of his press conference for not waiting their turn like everyone else."

"I once helped an elderly Japanese man cross the street. Afterwards he said, ""Sank you."" So I punched him in the face. He didn't have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that."