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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hot guy , who instantly becomes super hot? Sick, he definitely has fever."

"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."

"What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation!"

"Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! "

"Why is Santa's sack so large? He only comes once a year."

"Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship."

"[At work] ""guys check this out"" [Tries to do the fake walking downstairs thing but gets it wrong & walks up into the air] ""Holy shit help"""

"I hear a woman with no legs just won the world strawberry picking competition. Jammy cunt"

"Ask me if I'm a truck."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor."