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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship."
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"So if Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was the Lamb of God... ... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?"
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"
"-currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult"
"What's the worst part about having Comcast internet? Loading..."
"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."
"I hear crowded elevators smell different to midgets it's because of all the assholes"
"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."
"How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron."
"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."