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Joke of the Day

"Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! "

"My fake plant died Because I didn't pretend to water it."

"I don't find dead comedians funny Probably because they're post-humourous."

"Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel normal."

"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."

"I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers. Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline."

"I tried to convince the grape that she had dried out... But I just couldn't raisin with her. I'll see myself out."

"I love to play with my balls. I've been trying to meet a woman with the same hobby."

"Test post pls ignore I TOLD U TO IGNORE IT"

"I'm such an alcoholic.... That when Alcohol does its taxes, it claims me as its dependant!"