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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor."
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"I heard dogs like to play with balls ...so I decided to get out the peanut butter"
"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."
"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."
"How do you say 'The Torah' in German? Kindling."
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Because black people can't swim."
"Guy: If u won lotto, what'd u get? Me: A cat sitter G: To take extra good care of Sox? M: *pictures a cat in a suit taking care of me* Yes"
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each"
"My girlfriend calls me Ronda Rousey Because I only last 45 seconds in the ring."
"The one time I actually wanted to use the word ""duck"" in a text... and my phone autocorrects it to ""fuck"". What the duck."