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Joke of the Day

"Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?"

"Whenever i get job applications, the first thing i do is throw half of them in the trash. I don't want to hire any unlucky people"

"Just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you."

"My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I'm going to wear my ""Mind the Gap"" t-shirt to the gym"

"Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale."

"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."

"What does Bob Marley put on his toast? Peanut butter and jammin!"

"Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? [SFW] Me: Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? Dad: No, do YOU wanna hear a dirty joke? Me: Sure... Dad: Four white horses fell in a mud puddle."

"The Judge said to the defendant. ""I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."" ""Your Honor"" the criminal said ""that's what I tried to tell the police but they wouldn't listen."""

"A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: ""Yemen, shore."""