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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation!"

"I'm not looking at your ass, I'm admiring your back pocket."

"A son whale asks his father ""Dad, where did I come from?"" ""You come from your mother, son."" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

"MOM: [walks into daughter's room, sees protest signs, history books, list of senators' phone numbers on bed] Are you... politically active?"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They had to wake him up..."

"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""

"I'm just saying, instead of calling it a ""mule"", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey."

"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."

"How many topologists does it take to change a baby? Assuming the baby can be transformed into the shape of a light bulb, only one."

"Dear Satan, God never healed my dyslexia so I'm looking for new religion. Please send some pamphlets. And tell Rudolph hey. Love, Me"