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Joke of the Day

"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"

"What has 400 legs and 23 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally"

"Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral as in Without an ion"

"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."

"what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey"

"Fishy Technology What type of phones do fish use? . . . *Shellular*, of course..."

"Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts."

"Why can't you keep Jews in jail? They eat lox!"

"My wife wanted half & half... I got her whole milk"

"Too many girls want attention, not enough want respect!"