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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Protestant in Greece? Unorthodox"
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"What has 2 eyes, 2 belly buttons and 2 legs? 2 pirates."
"How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!"
"It takes a village to raise a child... ...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village."
"Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D"
"Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser."
"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"
"Mickey Mouse is in court ... the judge looks and Mickey and says ""Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?"" Mickey looks at the judge and says ""No. She is fucking Goofy"""
"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."