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Joke of the Day
"what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey"
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"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""
"An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says ""Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."""
"I have a joke about Ikea but I can't put it together"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? His wheelchair"
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles? Sparky."
"I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers... but I Kant."
"My phone changed 'loud' to 'logs' so I ""laughed out logs"" at a friend's joke. I mean, I did poop a little, BUT HOW DID MY PHONE KNOW?"
"pirate jokes eh? How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? a buccaneer"
"Working front desk at Motel 6 wasn't paying the bills so I started dealing meth to the housekeepers. It was an Inn side job."