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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you keep Jews in jail? They eat lox!"
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"What's Mozart doing? decomposing."
"""Interesting story. I will now find a way to relate your story to something in my life so I can start talking about me again"" - Los Angeles"
"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""
"I got caught taking a pee in the Municipal swimming pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in."
"Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood."
"I saw a pickup truck that said ""Silly boys trucks are for girls"". they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing."
"The best pirate joke(in your best pirate voice): What is a pirates favorite letter? Every body says its the ""R"" but it is actually the ""C."""
"Technology.( Based on true events) My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip."
"How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!"