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Joke of the Day
"Too many girls want attention, not enough want respect!"
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"I used to go to the physician just like you, but then I took an hammer to the knee."
"What do Nazi marijuana farmers say to their employees? BALE HYDRO!!"
"*notices girl singing song that's on in coffee shop* Me: You're a Cher fan too!? Her: Hold on *takes off bluetooth* Her: What? *dies alone*"
"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""
"What's similar between an elephant and a plum? They're both grey except for the plum."
"What type of luggage talks in short sentences? A brief case"
"Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs."
"""Let's just kill ALL the characters"" -Game of Thrones"
"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."